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ONYX JOKES: Fascinating jokes to light up your day


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Since yesterday, everybody has been shouting CHRISTIANO RONALDO
Wait, has he released a new album? What's the title because i wan download it

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Life after forgiving for cheating is very hard, you can't even suggest a new sex position

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Juventus Vs Athletico match be like raping a prostitute.

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The devil that make everyone fall asleep in church and mosque is the same devil that'll keep them awake at night club
Devil is real!

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Tall girls, stop lifting your leg during sex, someone broke my brother's bulb!

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This people that keeps asking CAN YOU SLAP OR EXCHANGE ME FOR 10million
they dont even know that with the present situation of Nigeria now, i can do that for just bread and mineral!

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When a deeper life man want to ask for sex from his wife, he'll be like "Sister Faith, its time for digging deep"

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Someone just told a girl that she's ugly even if she swallowed magnet, she won't be attractive!
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GIRL: Baby, we can't just finish watching porn and do nothing
ONYX: So in your house, when you watch wrestling finish, u people start fighting.

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Girls fart around guys they love, so if you've never heard your girl fart, i got news for u my brother.

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If a lady remove jean and pant together at the same time, my brother use condom
This information is strictly from the ministry of health.

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Imagine testifying against an assassin in court and he was granted bail at the end of the day.

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Apart from me, who else grew up believing that rubber band suck blood?

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If she says "I love You" during sex, just keep in mind that she's talking to your P***S, not to you
if you know you know!

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A man told his wife on phone that he was in the Ethiopian airlines while he was in a hotel room with his side chick
Now chairman can't go home because everyone knows he's dead!
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